Mathematics

Maths and I isn't really a good combination.

Maths is simple, uncomplicated.
And to me, the simplest of things are often the most difficult ones to understand.

I often meet people who are fluent with Maths. (Yeah, Maths is their mothertongue!)

"Take 2 grams of care, give 2 grams of care."
Simple!

But my weighing scale keeps oscillating; RHS never equals LHS.

I often meet people who are fluent in Maths...
Unit of their love is Expectation.

"I love you enough to fulfil exactly 9 Expectations of yours. 9/10."
Simple!

But I keep wrapping such precious things in flimsy adverbs- 'a lot', 'like hell' and 'very much'.

Ah look, another profit-loss sum goes wrong.

Maths is just not my cup of tea.